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I'm A Foot.

I'm Ladeeleroy's foot.

It's very nice to meet you.

Ladeeleroy is busy doing important Ladeeleroy things and asked me if I wouldn't mind writing an entry for her.

"Heel yes! Sock it to me!," I said. I have a bit of a sense of humor, as I am sure you can see.

I enjoy being Ladeeleroy's foot.

This is where I live.

It's not the nicest pair on the block, but it's my shoe sweet shoe.

I enjoy being outside, however. One of my favorite past times is gardening. I guess you can say I have a "Green Toe." Ha!

When I'm not busy gardening. I enjoy letting some of my innate artistic abilities dispay themselves. This is me doing a portrait of Ladeeleroy. She is so beautiful.

I'm also a bit of a romance writer. I've written a few short stories that haven't been published: Calloused Heart, Broken Nails/Broken Promises, One Good Sole, just to name a few.

I also like to help out when I can with Ladeeleroy's busy schedule. Sometimes she just needs an extra limb around to help her with everyday chores, like drinking a soda.

Don't let my volunteer halo blind you just yet...I'm a partier, as well. Sometimes I just get tanked at Podietry Society Gatherings and go home with complete and total stranger feet. Here's an embarassing photo of me making out with a foot that I don't even know.

Boy, was that a mistake. I got a bad case of Athlete's foot from that. Remember toes, always wear a flip flop or just abstain from having pre-marital foot sex... it'll save you a bunch of pain in the future.

Well, that's it guys. It's been fun sharing my little part of the world with you. Ladeeleroy will return soon. I'll pass on the message that you were here and hope to see you again sometime. Enjoy your weekend. Take care!


Righty The Foot

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