To mourn, I went out and bout a 5 piece Crispy Chicken Nugget, a Jr. Cheeseburger Delux without Cheese, and a medium coca-cola.
I figured that Dave Thomas' life was worth about $4.36 to me, so I gave it back to the company that he created.
Did you know that he didn't even get his High School Diploma until, like, three years ago.
Damn. Imagine if he did. We would have been eating burgers made out of cloned cows or something.
Instead of them being called "Biggie Sized" Fries, they would have been called "Vast Potato Fingers."
But, maybe it takes an uneducated man to create the fast food empires we feed on.
I certainly don't mind. And neither does my ass.
Do you ass?