My throat has a slow creek of snot slowly carving away at it. My cheekbones feel like they're floating in a sea of nastiness.
Aches in the joints.
I've got that sick tasting breath thing going on. You know the kind- you brush your teeth. You scrape your tongue. You floss- youy do everything but that green slime taste is all over your mouth.
I can't hear. My ears feel like I'm sitting on the bottom of a pool having a tea party- everyone's talking at me. But I can't hear a word they're saying. Only the mucous in my mind.
Maybe Lipman will make me some soup. I am craving a big glass of water right now. All I want to do is sit on my couch with a blanket and lots of pillows and let someone take care of me while I sit back and am amazed by Montel and Sylvia Browne's chemistry.
"You have a relative standing next to you now. She's a woman. And she keeps making the letter 'R'. I wanna say that her name starts with and 'R' or perhaps she died of radioactive cancer."
"Well, my aunt Nelda passed away recently and she had a dog named Roger."
"That's who it is! Nelda! She says hello! I see the dog now! He had ears!"
"Yes, yes he did have ears!"
"Hot damn, Sylvia you've done it again!"
I don't even have the will to do the proper HTML on that dialougue so you'll be able to understand it.
I'm going to go home now and take a bath and drink some sleepy time tea and stick Kleenex's up my nose and make horrible coughy coughy sounds.