LADEELEROY

2003-11-21

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  Hi. You've reached Lipman and LadeeLeroy. Please leave a message after the beep or call Lipman at 555-1920.

You can't put that on the answering machine.

Why not?

It makes it sound like we broke up and you're at another number.

No it doesn't.

Yes it does. Play it back and listen like you're someone waiting for us to break up.

Hi. You've reached Lipman and LadeeLeroy. Please leave a message after the beep or call Lipman at 555-1920.

Oh. Yeah. I can see that. But someone would really have to think that we weren't doing well.

I dunno. I think you should change it.

Ahem.

Hi there. You've reached Lipman and LadeeLeroy. Please leave a message on our answering machine or you can call Lipman on his new cell phone at 555-1920. Thank you for calling. Bye bye. Yes.

How was that?

Eh.

What? Eh. No it wasn't.

It makes you sound like you're all proud of your cell phone.

I am.

I know. I can tell from that answering machine greeting. You should just let me do the greeting.

You've been the greeting for the last 2 months. It's my turn to do the greeting.

Okay. Okay. You're right. I'm sorry. Do the greeting.

Hi. You've reached Lipman and LadeeLeroy. You can reach Lipman at 55-5-19 uh. Shit.

He he.

Hi. You've reached Liproy- dammit.

Do you need any help?

No.

Hi. You've reached Lipman and LadeeLeroy. We can't make it to the phone at this moment but we'd like to call you back after you leave a message for us on our machine. Or, you can call Lipman on the cell phone he has now at 555-192-

Dammit. The machine cut me off.

You were babbling.

All right. Come over here and you do the message.

Ahem.

Hi. You've reached LadeeLeroy and Lipman. We can't make it to the phone right now, so please leave a message. You may also reach Lipman at 555-1dammit what's the number.

555-1920.

Hi. You've reached... dammit. What is it again?

555-1920. How come you're name's first?

What?

You're name is always first on the greeting. I want my name to be first.

Okay. You do the message.

Oh, bunty. Don't be all mad.

I'm not mad.

Let's do it together. Come on.

Together?

Yeah.

Hi. You've reached Lipman.

And LadeeLeroy.

Please leave a message

After the beep

Or call Lipman

On his cell phone

at 555

1920.

That sounds hokey.

Let's do it with my guitar. We'll make it a little song.

No. No. No. People hate that.

Fuck them. Let's go.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-1920.

That was good.

You need to pick up the beat on "After the beep."

What? No I don't.

Yeah. Make it "After thebeep." That makes it sound more jazzy.

It makes it sound like I don't have rhythm.

It makes you sound like you do have rhythm. Just do it.

Okay.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

Afterthebeep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-1920.

You did it too fast.

You were harmonizing all weird on 1920.

I was complimenting your tone.

It made it sound bad.

I'm the musician here. Let me harmonize.

Okay okay fine. But we should repeat it then because people aren't going to be able to write it down that fast.

Oh. Good point.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After thebeep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

5 5 5 - 1 9 2 0.

5 5 5 - 1 9 2 0

That sounded awful.

It did. We're holding out too long on the 0.

That was all you. I was just following the musician.

Let's do it again.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a number

What..that's not the lyric.

Dammit. Sorry. Let's go again.

You've called Lerma-graheh.

555-1920.

Hehehe.

Shush.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-4920.

555-4920.

That was good that time.

It sounds like we're saying 4920.

No it doesn't.

Yeah it does. Listen.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-4920.

555-4920.

Oh. Yeah. It does sound like 4920.

I agree. I'm going to throw an extra chord at the end.

What extra chord? That's too much music. It'll cloud it all up.

No, it'll make it more clean at the end. It'll make it a nice short ballad.

Whatever.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-

1

920.

555-

1

920.

ladada ladddala

It's too long.

You're saying 1 too loud.

Do it again.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-

1

920.

555-

1

920.

That was good.

I think so too.

I'm gonna call from my new cell phone to listen to it.

Oh! It's ringing.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-

1

920.

555-

1

920.

How's it sound on the cell phone?

Good. It's awesome. Here you call and listen.

You've called Lipman.

You've called Ladee.

Please leave a message.

After the beep.

Or you can call Lipman.

On his cell phone.

555-

1

920.

555-

1

920.

That is good.

We are so cool.

 
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