I TOTALLY JUST FUCKED UP MY HAIR!
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONNNNNNNNE?
I will never, ever, ever ever ever ever ever, believe that I am capable of highlighiting my own hair. No matter who tells me that it's "really easy." No matter how spectacular the "brush on creme wand" may be. No matter how much Lipman tries to make me feel better by saying, "You look good. I'm not lying. You really look good."
I LOOK LIKE MORE THAN 12% WHITE TRASH. THE WAY MY HAIR LOOKS NOW, BABIES WILL BE DROPPING OUT OF MY CROTCH UNCONTROLABLY AS I WALK AROUND MY 'TATER GARDEN LOOKING FOR LOST CHANGE.
Yes. That is exactly what I look like.
I will never do anything involving hair chemicals and my scalp again.