LADEELEROY

2005-10-14

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So. What I was going to tell you was
 
  Dammit.

I'm sorry. I know. That's not cool. That's not cool to do. You can't just write something that's all, "AH! MY LIFE! AH!" and then pull the 'oh-there's-someone-on-my-other-line' thing and then not click back over to the other line. For like, um, over 60 days.

It's cruel. So cruel.

But you looooooove, it don't you? You do. You like being mistreated, you victim, you. Mmhm. I put my cigarette out on your face and tell you I love you. Oh, come back for more. Come back for more, you victimized little reader. LADEELEROY commands it. Ssssssssizzle.

What the fuck was that? Apologies. Here's some butter for that burn.

So. Where was I?

AH. Yes.


Well, what I was going to tell you so many months ago was that/CLICK/ I am totally and/CLICK/- oh, can you hold for a second? Enjoy my hold music.

Walk the Dinosaur

{Intro}
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

I walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

{Refrain}
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

{Intro}

I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow you wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the

/CLICK/ Are you still there? I'm so sorry. I have to talk to this person. I just ordered a latch hook art piece and I was sent the wrong bundle of yarn and it has totally ruined the.. I won't go into it all... just hold on a second.. I'll be right bac/CLICK/

stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars

And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

{Refrain}

One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rock-rock-rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared
But where was his beard

A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow lea

/CLICK/ I'm so sorry. Just a second longer. They've go me on hold now and I don't know how many ways I can tell a person that there is a difference between Mauve and chartreuse. Seriously. How am I supposed to finish this latch hook art piece of a naked ferry when the Chartreues of her nipples complete clash withthe Mauve of her- I'll be righ/CLICK/

Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar

I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dino/CLICK/ Arghhhhhh. SO FRUSTRATING/CLICK/

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance
Given half a chance
And I've never seen that dress you're wearing
Or that highlights in your hair
That catch your eyes
I have been blind

CHORUS

The lady in red is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
It's just you/CLICK/ I am so sorry. I'm going to have to call you back. And I feel awful because we need to catch up and I'm just so busy right now- you understand. OK. We'll talk soon./CLICK/

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