Thank you so much from sparing me from ever having to be in a dance recital. The toss in of having crappy knees was a nice touch- it worked!
I'm watching a dance recital right now. I'm at my alma marter and one of my really good friends is in it. I'm trying to be supportive, but I'm actually being more of a critic.
There's this one girl that has a head that is very similar to a swollen pimple. I want to pop it.
She's annoying as hell. I do't even know her. Ive never had a conversation with her.
I want to twist her neck.
Do you know how uncomfortable it makes me to watch people that don't want to be on stage? They have the look of death in their eyes and believe that, at any moment, someone from the audience is going to stand up and shout, "YOU ARE A TOTAL WORTHELSS PIECE OF HUMAN FLESH. YOU'RE RUINING RAGTIME!"
I should go back in now.
Please pray for me.
PS. I hate the song "I Hope I Get It" From Chorus Line. Good. God.